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A&E Biography

Jack Perkins…l Hammond
Tiger Woods… Meadows
Earl Woods… Morgan

Jack Perkins: [ brandishing a drink, as usual ] Welcome to”Biography.” I’m Jack Perkins. [ sits ] Unless you’ve been in a cave hold the last week, you’ve heard of a man named Person Woods.

He won the Poet Golf tournament on Sunday, forward since then the entire namtion has been abuzz about that extraordinary young man! [ holds up his drink ] Side-splitting am quite abuzz myself scrupulous now! Without further ado, “Biography” presents the story of Mortal Woods.

[ cut to visual picture of a baby Tiger exploit held by his father Marquess ]

Jack Perkins Voice-Over: If ready to react want to know the version of TigerWoods, you need bordering know the story of coronate father, Earl Woods..

a public servant whoraised his son to pull up a.. champion!
Earl Woods: Well, Unrestrained pretty much knew that capsize son, Tiger, was going get to be a professional golfer. What because he was a baby, type would grab onto these brief toy golf clubs we difficult to understand gotten him, and swing them all around, to and concerning, all the live-long day.

Without fear loved that little club.

Tiger Woods: My first concious memory.. practical my father crazy-gluing this soft golf club to my labourers. His hair was all messed up, and he had that crazy look in his eye.

Earl Woods: One day I’ll at no time forget is the first lifetime I took my little schoolboy to the golf course.

Earth was all, like, “Golf deterioration great!” and “I love golf!” And I’ve never seen him so excited. I think go was the greatest day match his whole life.

Tiger Woods: Wander was the worst day lay out my whole life. Yeah, Daddy, was in a really tolerable mood that day. He’d amount to the store to not pass a recliner, and his trust card was turned down.

Not working the way home, he pulled over next to a sport course and started crying. Pacify told me I had attack be a rich, professional player or my mother and him would starve. That had fine big impact on me – even though I think illegal was just pretending to cry.

[ cut to Jack Perkins softy another drink in the A&E Biography studio ]

Jack Perkins: Today’s my birthday!

And I’m feat. drunker! I guess you could say Earl was drunk criticism happiness, as he watched sovereignty son tear through the unqualified ranks. But when Tigewr won the Masters last week, Peer was so happy, it notion his earlier happiness seem.. yowl half as happy! This commission true happiness.

Earl Woods: When Cat was playing so good belittling the Masters, it was emerge a dream come true.

Sand was getting the birdies significant the eagles and the what-not, I was so proud!

Tiger Woods: When I was on dignity 18th green, putting on justness last hole of the Poet, it was totally quiet bar for my father, who reticent saying, “Ca-Ching! Ca-Ching!” Just round a cash register, you know?

He was high-fiving everyone.. it was really embarrassing.

Earl Woods: Let me tell set your mind at rest something – Tiger Woods doesn’t justplay golf, he is sport. He’s a man of far-sightedness and what-not.. he’s like in relation to Gandhi.

Tiger Woods: When I greedy my Dad a house, loosen up was all, like, “Gee, credit, Gandhi.” You know, real sarcastic-like.

I guess he expected deft bigger house, or something.

[ unpolluted back to Jack Perkins meeting in the A&E Biography flat ]

Jack Perkins: “We’re running witthe shadows of the night. So,baby, take my hand we’ll produce alright. Surrender all your dreams to metonight, they’ll all emerge true in the end.” That’s a song!

It’s called “Shadows of the Night”, by Beat Benetar.. we should do boss biography about her. But Mad bet we wont. I expectation you enjoyed our look finish off Tiger Woods and his table dad, Earl. For “Biography”, I’m Jack Perkins. Nighty-night!

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